Cell Phone, Come Home!!!

I have lost my cell phone. I had it the other night at our office party, but when I went to the Sanctuary afterwards, it was gone. So I wandered over to the IMU not once, but twice this weekend. Both times, the information desk was closed. So I went for a third time and they sent me to the parking office (a logical place for a lost and found to be...) The lovely attendant at the parking office had me fill out a piece of paper, describing my phone and when I lost it. She then assured me that it would most likely be found within the next two weeks. "TWO WEEKS!!!" I said. "E gads, woman! How am I supposed to live without my phone for two weeks?" So I gave up on the phone (which has negative karma attached to it anyways) and went to the lovely people at the Sprint store and got a new phone. With insurance. And now my phone woes are all solved.